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After three years of hibernation: I came back with half a million ants to kill!
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Categories: fantasy (fiction)
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When I was born, my parents went to a feng shui master and spent thousands of dollars to get my fortune. The master said that I lacked earth and fire in my five elements, and that everything in the world boiled down to just five elements, and I lacked two of them, so my yin and yang were out of tune, and my five elements were out of alignment, and my life was not going to be a good one. So I was given fire and earth in my name. However, the master said, my earth only lacks two points, but my parents...